Product Description:

I’m not gonna try to be tough here. I’m gonna play this one straight. Not the place for my usual bullshit.

It’s not easy being big. Clothes don’t fit. Plane seats take on a horriffic quality. Health concerns haunt. Exclusions. Exceptions. Scoffs. Fuck all that shit. And if that’s not enough, there’s the beating up of yerself in yer head. At times, incessant.

And if we can do anything for our fellow bigger brothers out there, it’s offer a quality shirt in their size. With special attention paid to sizing, completely cutting off all you twinkletoes in that all-too-distant “S-XL” sizing category. Sorry, this one ain’t for you. You’ve got it easy. Shit, last time I was in a size ”XL” was like 8th grade for this motherfucker. Moons ago.

And fuck, these shirts are TEMPORARY. Let them be a reminder to do what you gotta do to change shit up. It’s time to move. Do it with me. Less time on the ass. Less tube. Less working. More time outside. Take a walk. Take the stairs at work. Ride a bike. Wrestle the neighbor. Take a break from work and walk in one direction for 1,000 steps. I don’t know. Whatever the hell it takes to get us moving.

So just know—as a fellow “man of size”—I’m right there with you guys. And if I was ever to drop some of this poundage, know this: I’ll always be big in my head.

And to the next waiter, cop or jock that flippantly calls me “Big Guy,” I just might knock out yer fucking teeth.

Product Details:
01. Screen-printed chest graphic on durable 100% cotton torso cover.
02. 1-color imprint ”As-Orange-As-Possible” on “Burly Black” blank.
03. 6.0 oz/yd² weight Hanes “Beefy-T” heavyweight t-shirt.
04. Thick ink on durable fibers.
05. All the sizes that you need: 2X, 2XT, 3X, 3XT, 4XT, 5XT and even a couple 6XT.
06. Heavy duty vibes for heavy duty times.
07. In the spirit of D. Boon, Pig Champion, Chris Farley, John Candy, big Jack Black, Bill Stevenson, Porkchop Holder, the big guy from the Pleasure Fuckers, Leslie West, Baby Huey, William Howard Taft, The Conner Brothers and our favorite “beast of brawn,” the mighty Tad Doyle.
08. For our bigger brothers out there.
09. “He ain’t heavy…he’s my brother.” –The Hollies
10. Proudly printed at O.S.I. in Portland, Ore!
11. In stock until they’re not. Act now.

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T-Shirt, Tee, Graphic Tees, Shirt, Top, Crew Neck, Cotton, Comfortable,
Casual, Short-Sleeves, Printed, Loose, Sporty, Mens and Adventure!