DDC-124 “Get Cosmic” Torso Cover

DDC-124 “Get Cosmic” Torso Cover

$24.99

Product Description:
Just how do I set this one up? It’s too big. So here’s the stuff I think about drifting off to sleep, on planes, in the shower, waiting for files to upload and when holding babies:

01. Think about going in one direction…forever.
02. Does space “end?”
03. Is there an “edge” to the universe?
04. What was there before the Big Bang?
05. What caused the Big Bang? Or who? Or?
06. Is there life out there?
07. Where do we go when we die?
08. Wait, we’re all stardust? (We are!)
09. E.T., phone home.
10. Wait, that galaxy we’re looking at died a billion years ago?
11. How cold is it in space?
12. Is there life on Maaaaaar-rrrrrrrrrrs?
13. When will Voyager 1 pass Alpha Centauri?
14. This.
15. And holy shit, this.
16. And wait, wait, wait...this.

You cosmic yet? Good. There you go. GET COSMIC with the DDC!

Product Details:
01. Screen-printed chest graphic on ringspun 100% cotton torso cover.
02. 3-color imprint of “Shimmering Silver” metallic ink on a “Dark Matter Black” torso cover.
03. 4.5 oz/yd² weight Anvil 980 t-shirt. A little lighter than our normal torso covers.
04. Thick ink on durable fibers.
05. All the sizes that you need: S, M, L, XL, XXL and XXXL!
06. We’ll have these in stock until our earthly demise, and/or planet relocation.
07. Celebrate our cosmic insignificance!
08. We’re a speck within a speck within a speck. Within one skrillion specks.
09. Dedicated to Carl Sagan.
10. Proudly printed at O.S.I. in Portland, Ore!
11. In stock until they’re not. Act now.

File Under:
T-Shirt, Tee, Graphic Tees, Shirt, Top, Crew Neck, Cotton, Comfortable,
Casual, Short-Sleeves, Printed, Loose, Sporty, Mens and Adventure!

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We don’t know the exact reason why we started calling T-shirts “Torso Covers?” That one might just be lost to time. Kind of like an old shirt you remember wearing, but don’t remember actually getting the rid of the thing. Here? We held onto it.

We put our printers through the paces on these torso cover prints, the a gentle-but-firm pursuit to make high-quality DDC merch items at all times. The perfect sprinkle of durable, punch-you-in-the-face colors on comfortable, quality blanks.

We fight hard to keep our prices affordable, all the while utilizing ethical manufacturing and honorable vendors. We toil over every thread, material and patch design with the same precision focus as every other aspect of our DDC scattershot mess.