Loose Affiliations
AND what a colorful roster of colleagues, constituents, co-conspirators, curmudgeons and cretins this list is! Our cream of the cream. The wheat separated from the chaff. The wind beneath our wings. The moisture in our chafe. We wrestled with how to spill the regions out below, landing on a “where I began my life, then first moved to, then moved to, then settled in…” and then flow them accordingly after that. Born and raised in Michigan, moved to Oregon, up to Alaska, over to Minneapolis, down to California and back up to Oregon.
AND LET IT BE KNOWN: If any of you miscreants so much as look at me sideways with one joule of stank in your heart for the DDC, and we’ll cut you from the entire DDC enterprise. How about ’dem apples?
AND—UH-OH—AND: if I miffed any photographers pilfering images for this section like I did, hit me up and I’ll do my level best to make it up to you. I couldn’t help myself seeing my friends outfitted in your delicious pixels!
AND, AND & AND: If you find yourself below and DON’T like the shot I loaded up? Let me know and we’ll get what the shot you want up. Want to be removed? Well shit, we need to talk about deeper issue.
AND, AND, AND ONE MORE AND: I’m pretty sure I left some folks out, simply due to them being buried in a different strain of emails, but are no less valuable in my little life. Get at me! I’ll make it right!
Michigan Miscreants






































































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Oregon Obfuscators
























































































































































Washington Waywards




























Alaska Thunderfucks




Idaho Spuds / Wyoming Wangs










Minnesota Not-So-Nicers



























California Crumb Bums















































































Nevada Ne’er-Do-Wells




Utah Wasatch Warriors









Arizona Diamonback Smoochers


Montana Meat Farts









Colorado Caitiffs















Dueling Dakotas, Nebraskie, Kans-ass and Even A Little Missourah










Wisconsin Wringwraiths










Iowa Reprobates




Oklahoma Dustbowl Demons








Texas Toast Tarantulas

































Chicago Hot Dog Condiments



















Indiana Two-Bit Hoosiers






Oh-No-Hio










Kentucky Derby Droppings




New England Maple Syrup Burps
























New York City Pizza Rats, Wafting East Across the State































Mid-Atlantic Hoagies









Southern by the Grace of Odd






























Florida Man, and Florida Woman












Canadian Bacon











Interpol’s Most Wanted













