Loose Affiliations

AND what a colorful roster of colleagues, constituents, co-conspirators, curmudgeons and cretins this list is! Our cream of the cream. The wheat separated from the chaff. The wind beneath our wings. The moisture in our chafe. We wrestled with how to spill the regions out below, landing on a “where I began my life, then first moved to, then moved to, then settled in…” and then flow them accordingly after that. Born and raised in Michigan, moved to Oregon, up to Alaska, over to Minneapolis, down to California and back up to Oregon.

AND LET IT BE KNOWN: If any of you miscreants so much as look at me sideways with one joule of stank in your heart for the DDC, and we’ll cut you from the entire DDC enterprise. How about ’dem apples?

AND—UH-OH—AND: if I miffed any photographers pilfering images for this section like I did, hit me up and I’ll do my level best to make it up to you. I couldn’t help myself seeing my friends outfitted in your delicious pixels!

AND, AND & AND: If you find yourself below and DON’T like the shot I loaded up? Let me know and we’ll get what the shot you want up. Want to be removed? Well shit, we need to talk about deeper issue.

AND, AND, AND ONE MORE AND: I’m pretty sure I left some folks out, simply due to them being buried in a different strain of emails, but are no less valuable in my little life. Get at me! I’ll make it right!

 

Michigan Miscreants


Bend


Oregon Obfuscators


Washington Waywards


Alaska Thunderfucks


Idaho Spuds / Wyoming Wangs


Minnesota Not-So-Nicers


California Crumb Bums


Nevada Ne’er-Do-Wells


Utah Wasatch Warriors


Arizona Diamonback Smoochers


Montana Meat Farts


Colorado Caitiffs


Dueling Dakotas, Nebraskie, Kans-ass and Even A Little Missourah


Wisconsin Wringwraiths


Iowa Reprobates


Oklahoma Dustbowl Demons


Texas Toast Tarantulas


Chicago Hot Dog Condiments


Indiana Two-Bit Hoosiers


Oh-No-Hio


Kentucky Derby Droppings


New England Maple Syrup Burps


New York City Pizza Rats, Wafting East Across the State


Mid-Atlantic Hoagies


Southern by the Grace of Odd


Florida Man, and Florida Woman


Canadian Bacon


Interpol’s Most Wanted