Product Description:
The first pencil in our fleet. Went with the traditional “round” shape and applied our proud graphics with hopes of years of writing, drawing and freehand prowess. The results have been “less than average” and any/all freehand artistic attempts worth saving “scant at best.” But don’t let that sway you. Our time-tested policy of being “open, honest and downright ugly” with our business literature should just reinforce the fact that this pencil is something you could use, in many situations—both personal and professional—to resounding results. This barely makes sense. We don’t know any better, and often just fuckin’ go for it, completely tipsy on our logorrheic oblivion.

Comes in a Multitude of Colors:
01. “Northlock Orange/Way White”
02. “Natural Grain/Barger Brown”
03. “Totally Turquoise/Acid Green”
04. “Burly Black/Barger Brown”
05. “Old Growth Green/Kelly Green”

Product Details:
01. Standard-issue round wood barrel pencil, in a set of three.
02. 1-color imprint of “Barger Brown” pad-printed onto “Natural Wood Grain.”
03. 7-3/8" (L) × 5/16" (DIA) in dimension.
04. Miles and miles of “mark making” in every unit.
05. “№ 2” medium graphite lead, factory-installed.
06. Featuring type design that goes back to 2005!
07. Gold ferrule, when melted down, can be used for basically nothing.
08. Pink, gummy material on end known as an, “Eraser.” Corrects mistakes.
09. Agreeable “Comfort Feel” round profile.
10. Great for drawing, doodling, writing an/or chewing on.
11. Works/looks great “behind the ear.”
12. For both left-handed and right-handed DDC customers.
13. Ships unsharpened.
14. A vendor pulled a quick one on me, and these were made in China.