DDC-008 “Sharpie of Optimal Orange” 3-Pack
DDC-008 “Sharpie of Optimal Orange” 3-Pack
Product Description:
One of the first pieces of merch we made. Use the damn things ALL day. While shipping stuff out, while unloading pallets, while filing stock away and while checking things off lists in our Field Notes. We live and die by our Sharpies, hopefully avoiding the latter for another hundred years. These are the real deal. Made for us by Sharpie, straight from the source.
Minneapolis Ryno sent this one in: “Oh you betcha, I got something to say about those Sharpie pens of yours: You see, we got to celebrating after my softball team, the “Minneapolis Going Nowheres,” beat the tar outta the “St. Paul Unemployables.” We drove out to Coon Rapids and tied one on at some sports bar called, “Meatjammers” or something. Anyhoo, I got real loaded and did a little ‘Coyote Ugly’ jig on the pool table and passed out. I had a “DDC Sharpie of Ballistic Black” in my golf windbreaker pocket, and I guess the boys were pretty pissed off at me and got some revenge, and, well, there you have it. And darn tootin’, these things are permanent. Been scrubbing my face for three days…”
Product Details:
01. Standard-issue Sharpie™ brand marker, in a set of three.
02. 1-color imprint of ”Optimal Orange” pad-printed on ”Gray Day.”
03. 5-3/8" (L) × 13/32" (DIA) in dimension.
04. Miles and miles of “mark making” in every unit.
05. Fade-resistant, nontoxic, water-resistant and quick-drying black ink.
06. Pretty permanent. On lots of surfaces. Or unsuspecting face.
07. Smooth plastic “cap” that snaps onto “marker” body. Easy to use.
08. Sharpie™ brand craftmanship.
09. Proudly manufactured and printed in the U.S.A.