Product Description:
This one is always a popular selection when some rat 9-year-old comes up to merch table to spend the five bucks their parents allotted them for the night. And I have to get their attention and say, “What’s your name, kid?” And they answer. And then I seal the deal with a, “Listen up Ethan, you think your mom would let you get that lighter? Get the hell out of here!” And they split and we keep going.

Product Details:
01. Classic Bic™ lighter.
02. 2-color imprint on ”Burly Black” smooth plastic barrel.
03. 1" (W) × 3-1/4 (H) in dimension.
04. Good for up to 3000 lightings.
05. Patented child guard mechanism.
06. Good for candles, campfires, fireworks, camp stoves, pilot lights, illuminating the darkness (preferably some Rambo-esque cave while local yokel Barney Fife cops close in), opening, sterilizing small metal tool tips and/or/in conjunction with wild-eyed, multi-chambered bong rips.
07. Please don't smoke cigs with these. Yuck.
08. Proudly manufactured and printed in the U.S.A.