Product Description:
Mom and Dad took us youngsters down to Florida a couple times in my youth. When I was little enough to love everything at Disney World. And then when I was still into it enough to be blown away by Epcot. There might’ve been a time when I was a little older, and skateboarding was a big thing, too? I remember going to salty surf shops and buying skateboard stickers. So awesome. Crucial, really.

I live in Portland, and it’s not too fashionable to go to Florida. I remember a time when I was explaining how I was excited to head down to Florida for a speaking gig, and got the predictable, “Florida? Dude...really?” Well, that S.O.B. can be bit in half by a gator for all we care. We love Florida. We made a poster about the place. That’s the deal, people. Oh yeah, we love orange juice something fierce.

Product Details:
01. Screen-printed on durable, uncoated “Way White” 100 lb poster paper.
02. 4-color print, inspired by flamingos and oranges and other Florida shit.
03. 24" (W) × 22" (H) in dimension. That’s what it took to fit it all in!
04. Proudly printed by the heavily-Floridized inkmasters of Seizure Palace right here in Portland, Oregon.
05. Just the right addition to the wall of that Disney Magic Kingdom employee office, Orlando lakefront shack, Miami loft, Gainesville squat, Jacksonville Tron Burgundy lair, Cocoa Beach lean-to, Tampa party pit, Ft. Lauderdale drunk tank, Tallahassee dorm room, Key West marlin trophy room, Pensacola halfway house or Kissimmee animatronics studio. Lots of places covered.
06. Florida Man? Do what you gotta do gator breath!
07. Hand-numbered, using our patented freehand technique.
08. Limited edition of 250.
09. Ships in a burly kraft poster tube! Please reuse it!
10. Two white plastic end puck thingies, taped up good and tight.
11. Dedicated to Fred’s lovely mom, Harriet.

Edition History:
01. First Edition of 250, 2013.
02. Second Edition of 250, 2017.
03. Third Edition of 250, 2021.