Product Description:
We love Canada. And this lust started long ago, with family trips across the border into Windsor, Sault St. Marie or Sarnia. And you’d be in a whole ‘nother world. The candy got weirder. Everything was accompanied by a French translation. G.I. Joe guys suddenly came in weird colors, unlike their counterparts in the States. And it was awesome. This is what I remember.

And as I grew older, it was hard not to hate the place. Only because we’d always get fucked with at the borders. Angry, bored, mean-spirited border agents would take great pleasure in ripping apart our cars, grilling the ugliest of us and hell, even one time standing in front of me with his hand on his gun holster, going so far as to unsnap the little snap thingie hold the gun in. Big tough guy, eh? No. Another numbnuts cop who didn’t have anything on us. Wasted time.

And then I grew into a man. Which is debatable, but, as a designer, I noticed all the beautiful governmental graphics, provincial signage and a general beautiful sense of clear, smart Canadian design. I loved Canada for this. And John Candy. Thank you, Canada. This is our ode to you! We really packed it in, and had to jump from our normal 18” × 24” size up to 24” × 30”. There was just much good stuff up there. Thank you! Act now!

Product Details:
01. Screen-printed on durable, uncoated “Great White North” 100 lb poster paper.
02. 4-color print. BIG.
03. Featuring “Hockey Puck Black,” “Bleed Out Dark Red,” “Canada Flag Red” and “CBC Glory Days Light Red” inks.
04. 30" (W) × 24" (H) in dimension. Wide open, like that big desert.
05. Proudly printed by the Tim Horton coffee drinkers of Seizure Palace in Portland, Ore.
06. The perfect item for that Alberta mountain shack, Winnipeg apartment, Waterloo tech lab wall, dorm room, county clink cell, Vancouver coastal shanty, Thunder Bay wooded lean-to and/or Toronto high-rise penthouse.
07. Hand-numbered, using our patented freehand technique.
08. Limited edition of 300.
09. Ships in a burly kraft poster tube! Please reuse it!
10. Two white plastic end puck thingies, taped up good and tight.
11. Coo-Roo-Coo-Coo-Coo-Coo-Coo-Coo!

Edition History:
01. First Edition of 300, 2012.
02. Second Edition of 300, 2013.
03. Third Edition of 300, 2013.
04. Fourth Edition of 300, 2014
05. Fifth Edition of 300, 2015.
06. Sixth Edition of 300, 2017.
07. Seventh Edition of 250, 2020.