Product Description:
Sometimes, I’m at a loss for words. Kinda rare, considering how loose-lipped I can be. Here’s one of those times. I mean, just how do you sell one of these things? It’s not like you need it or anything. No one’s life is on the line with this little dumb piece of merch, when you really think about it.

But here’s the deal: Say you have a grill of some raggedy-ass teeth with gaps and spaces and nooks and crannies and say, after each meal you find yerself using some gnarled fignernail to dig shit out. You know, that one little piece of pizza sauce herb or whatever? Well then, our answer for you would be something along these lines: You need this. You are the kind of person who’s got a need, and we aim to meet that need. Simple enough.

Just think, a nice little canister in yer pocket at all times with a fresh toothpick in it, just waiting to scrape all that debris out of the thicket in yer mouth. We’re here for good people like you. Just know that.

Product Details:
01. Plastic toothpick canister.
02. 1-color imprint of “Shimmering Silver” pad-printed onto “Way White” barrel.
03. 3" (L) × 13/32" (DIA) in dimension. Compact design, just right for a pocket.
04. Smooth design won’t mess with coins/car keys.
05. Other uses include: “Testing cupcakes and/or cakes.”
06. For our brethren who partake in the “mean green,” this little motherfucker of a canister would make a good holding device for a thick spliff, or whatever you tokers call it. (For the record: The DDC does not condone drug use of any kind, but, would rather see someone “high out of their gourd” than “drunk as a skunk.” Our take on it. Yawn.)