Product Description:
It’s time for change. It’s time for the perfect apparatus to hold said change. Get organized. Keep it together. What more can we say? Here, try this: You need this.

Product Details:
01. Classic soft vinyl coin purse...just like the one you had as a kid!
02. 1-color imprint of “Way White” pad-printed onto “As-Orange-As-Possible.”
03. 3" (W) × 2" (H) × 3/8” (D) in dimension.
04. Odd, clammy plastic substance.
05. Really sweaty after a long day in a pocket.
06. Good for spare change, pills, doobies and neatly-folded receipts.
07. Completely out of style.
08. Good for that front pocket. Or back. Whatevs.
09. Weird hole on the end. Don’t know what it’s there for. Drainage?
10. There’s a good chance yer uncle will look at this and say, “Wow, I remember those…”
11. Popular seller. Have had these bad boys on the DDC merch rosters since 2007!

This Matters:
All proceeds from this one go to efforts to fighting online bullying. Our biggest troll—a certain sad sack dog fart from Lethbridge, Alberta—has a real beef with the DDC, yet stores his chump-ass tears in this coin purse? Weird.