Product Description:
SSadly, the days of getting a freebie yardstick from yer neighborhood hardware store are fading fast. What used to be a “vote of confidence” for yer hard-earned business has turned into a cottage industry of slick-ass tape measures, laser guided levels and other doohickies designed to make yer measuring needs easier. Well, we like to keep it simple. The only difference between “our product” and the “old guy who works are the hardware store’s product” is that we don’t smell like cabbage.

“Ease-of-use” design, Example 01: “Good for measuring dogs.”
“Ease-of-use” design, Example 02: “Good for turning dogs.”

Product Details:
01. American pine wood 36-inch yard stick.
02. 1-color imprint of “Gary Nose Black” screen-printed onto “Natural Pine.”
03. 1-1/4" (H) × 36" (W) × 1/4" (D) in dimension.
04. Some math: 36 big ol’ inches = 1 big ol’ yard = “Yardstick.”
04. Sorta precise.
05. Printed on both sides, just because.
05. A slogan associated with this item: “We’ll measure up.”
06. Shameless self promotion item. Just know this.
07. A real pain in the ass to ship. Not afraid.
08. Proudly manufactured in the U.S.A.