Product Description:
Just like it says. Not feeling the Holi-Daze this year? The first step is to load this one up with yer car keys. Then go fire up that yellow PT Cruiser. Then hit the big road AS FAR FROM HOME as you can get. Pull off somewhere quiet and feast on the solitude. Big hit with the family.

Product Details:
01. Soft, flexible key tag.
02. 2-color “Grumpy Green” and “Resentful Red” imprint on “Way White” vinyl.
03. 1-1/8" (W) × 1-7/8" (H) × 1/8" (D) in dimension. (Not including split ring.)
04. Includes a silver, one-inch round split ring and clear clip thingie.
05. Clammy feel for easy grip.
06. Beefy imprint. These DO NOT wear out.
07. Agreeable size to accompany car keys or zipper pulls.
08. These fuckers last FOREVER.
09. Made in the U.S.A.

File Under:
Keychains, Key Ring, Key Fob, Durable As Hell and Weird Plastic.