April Fool's, My Ass

SURE, I LIKE JOKES AND LAFFS AND PRANKS: But for whatever reason, I'm always busy as fuck on April the 1st, so all the dumb shit my friends volley at me, well, it just makes me steamin' mad at dirt. Right now, if Jay Floyd was within reaching distance, I'd choke the life out of him for the shit he pulled on me today. You've got one coming, numb nuts, you've got one coming. Argh. Bah hum bug.