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Tonight, Ottawa, Ontario!!!

April 19, 2012

TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT, OTTAWA: Go to this: DDC vs. OTTAWA! Shit’s sold out, too! Been for awhile, so I’m told.

I’m at the Northern Army offices right now, sucking off their wireless. We made nice with each other, discussed current geopolitical issues facing America and Canada, and agreed that “shit gets weird” as soon as you cross the border. That’s a good thing.

I’m in the care of Steve St. Pierre, so I AM SAFE AND SOUND in a FOREIGN LAND. Take that, U.S. Consulate! See you tonight! Shit gets rolling around 6:30, so get there and let’s get to the bottom of some shit. Namely, a monster “Canada Collected” poster that we whipped out over the last week, barely got printed in Minneapolis, and shipped over to Ottawa. You need one of these. That’s what you are seeing right here, just below these words!

Not impressed? Okay, we offer more pixels. Get in a little closer, you hosers!

Okay, it’s fuckin’ time for lunch. So hungry. Let’s eat, you goddamn Canadians. See you at the big show!

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