Devil's Night, Sorta


01. The Mark of the Beast.02. Pentagram.03. Mark of the Gary.04. 10 lines and a circle.05. 15 shapes.06. Pure evil.07. The Mark of the Phillips.08. The Cut-off Jean Jacket Insignia of Beelzebub's Minions.09. Fun with 72 degrees.10. The Sigil of Baphomet. (Look that one up, you fucks!)Anyhoo, figure it out. It's Devil's Night and there's a slim chance I am going to make Dale go to the ATM, take out a crisp 100 dollar bill, purchase as many eggs with it as possible and then later on, when darkness takes grip over the Willamette valley, I'll go on a rampage around Portland, fucking things up.Or not. Might just keep working on these fucking snowboard bindings. Satan's work, either way.- - - -SOME MEMORIES FROM BACK IN CENTRAL LAKE, AS A YOUNGLING: I went out for Devils Night one time. I was 11 or 12, I think. 1985? I remember having six or seven eggs between the three of us. Lots of sneaking around garages and shit. In the shadows.It was a big night. We were hassled by the cops. There was one firefight where we were ambushed by sophomores or something in the Mortensen barn. They wasted us.If I remember correctly, when the fuzz was grilling us, he kinda slapped me on the chest—right on my pocket—breaking my last egg hidden inside. Boy, we were smart ones. Or maybe I am remembering wrong. Like anyone really cares.- - - -NO ONE DOES 'DEVILS NIGHT' LIKE OL' DETROIT: And I guess the city is sorta fighting back.- - - -SHRIEKING BOLLYWOOD!: Leigh finds a creepy on that is sure to captivate you for a number of clicks: Bollywood Babylonia! Best goddamn thing we've seen all week. Good eye, lady!Like this one and this one! Pure awesome.- - - -I USUALLY WRITE MY OWN, BUT MIGHT USE THE THIS LITTLE DEAL: Blind Text Generator.(Sent in by Derek "Stacker of Wheat" Schille in Chicago, Ill.)- - - -THE STUFF I WAS LISTENING TO BACK IN THOSE MID '90s: Belllllllbottoms.- - - -VALHALLOWEEN: The ghouls of Valhalla give their site a little Halloweenatization. Awesome, man.- - - -MANDATORY VIEWING, PEOPLE: 20 years of the French Paper Co.!