Not Just A Yard Sale

Oh yeah, we're more than just a yard Sale. For starters:01. You'll find no baby clothes here.02. Make a friend.03. Go home with someone better looking than existing spouse.04. Fill up on cheap eats courtesy of Cobra Dogs.05. Free Advice table to sort things out.06. Good deals.07. Haggling is encourage, but be prepared for a fight.08. Refreshments flowing freely.09. Loose conversation. Just make it up if you are at a loss.10. A good time will be had by all.- - - -PARENT UPDATE: Mom and dad got in yesterday. Something along the lines of, "Reunited, and it feels so good." Tired, sure, dad had this to say, "How do I change my flight? I'm already sick of all of you." Things are shaping up to be a great weekend.- - - -Last night, the telephone pole ads went up. Tonight, we paint the "close vicinity" signs: Our competition.These guys don't have shit on this one.