This One Goes Out To The Ones I Love

To Leigh: The best dame a guy could wish for. My Portland is that much better with you in it. Thank you for way too much to list.To Gary: The best dachshund this side of the Mississippi. Stay gold.To Mom: Best mom ever.To Dad: You are a big gorilla. Facts are stubborn things.To sister Leah: I'm glad you are in Portland. Be good.To sister Sarah: My love for you burns hot and strong.- - - -Just a big ol' day full of love, you bastards.Even the hardest, meanest motherfuckers soften up a couple days a year.Today is one of those days where I'm vulnerable and easy to knock off balance. Go easy on me.