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California Nostrils

February 19, 2008

FUCK YOU, "LOST": Yeah, so, we're hooked in a bad way on the Lost show. Oh well. Sure, it's fun and all, but, man, the thing that really fucks me up in the show are all the goddamn "California Noses."You know, those carved-up, plastic surgery'd, nosejob nostrils? Yeah, you know what I mean. "California Nostrils." Throw in some fake boobs and some botox lips, and man, you got the whole package.We started Season Three last night, and man, there's this new blonde chickie on it, and man, she's got those carved-out nostrils. The "Juliet" character. Fuckerface! Makes me want to turn off the thing and just give up.But I won't. Pathetic, actually. I can't turn back now. I mean, shit, like I have anything else to live for, y'know?- - - -And, for the record, I feel like a real dick for writing this, and, prob'ly am. Oh well. My dilemna.My nose is big and gross and even has a couple little hairs growing out the end. And it's gonna stay that way, man. (See attached, you thugs.)- - - -More things that are pathetic, on my end: Been prowling message boards for insider tips and shit about the show, and came across some real vitriol late last night. Read on...Here's what "Liquorcart" had to say about her introduction on to the show: "Juliet's plastic surgery face is the biggest distraction on my TV screen during Lost. It is my one complaint about my favorite show. Why did they cast this actress? She has had so much Botox, and obviously an eye job. Her eyebrows are permanently raised and her cheeks do not move. Even if she is trying, we do not see this actress make a real facial expression. Are we supposed to believe that she has been receiving Botox injections on the island? Maybe the writers should address this. Have Patchy set up an appointment for her weekly Botox. Or better yet, kill her off!"We are right there with you, Liquorcart. Pour yerself another one.

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