Come One, Come All

The warm months are upon us, and before we know we'll be neck-deep in projects. We're putting together a little get-together to kick off another great summer on the DDC Factory Floor. Meet the parents. Meet our sisters. Get barked at by a Gary. Steal something. Get fed. Get loaded. Get loose. Singles: Meet someone new. Couples: Go home with someone more interesting. We're in America and we are free. Come out to the DDC and join us and let’s catch up before the summer gets too wild. Hope to see you there. If not, well, we’ll be making a list.- - - -A couple years back we had a housewarming deal and a good number of folks showed up. Mom and dad were out to meet and greet. Dad kept everyone well-fed. There were families on the grass with little upstarts wobbling around. I gave tours to all who'd take one, showing off the property. The sun went down and the upstanding citizens left. Dave England got all hammered and dropped his drawers out on 67th Avenue then came inside and proceeded to chase my then girlfren Whitney around. Dick. Things went kinda late and I remember thinking, "Man, we shoulda had a band."So that's what we might just pull off this year. Once the lights go down, we'll have some band of ruffians set up to blow the roof off the joint. Negotiations are already taking place with a couple local outfits. There goes the neighborhood.- - - -When you want the best, you enlist the best: Rod Snell is bringing his grill rig over. Check out a picture of it from some cook-out last summer. Hot damn: Burgers, brats and Bocas burgers. You bet.- - - -THIS JUST IN: Evan Rose and his Maja Bee will be attending.NOTE TO THOSE MICHAYLIRAS: You better be here, or you are cut.