R-Y-N-O!

Update those daily planners, you fucks: The first 10 days of April are hereby proclaimed, "Ryno Simonson's Early April Portland Goodwill Tour."April Fool's Day joke? No, just Ryno showing up after a long, sweaty Amtrak trainride out from Minneapolis.Goddammit. First it's Godfrey. Then Kurt. Then Cooley. And now, Ryno, even if only for ten days, it's an eternity, believe me.The DDC will observe this fickle holiday season, with temperance and a slight, pickled innebriation. No calls from clients, potential clients, Girlstuff Dept application hander-inners or "old, long-lost friends" will be permitted during this time of mourning."Rollllll out the barrels...."- - - -Rose get some press.(For the record, I had the House Industries book way before him. Just wanted to clarify that.)- - - -This is grrrreat. Wow. (Via the good people of Coudal.)