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Viva Italia: Shaming Their Language

November 24, 2004

Quick Italian For Dickheads:Bella = BeautifulGratzi Mille' = Thanks-A-MillionArrivedichi = See You LaterMee Mee = CatAar-rone = AaronMeirda = ShitMama = Mother- - - -Just about over the jetlaggio. Still waking up at 2am, wide awake, fidgety, hungry, etc. I'll take a quick piss, get a drink of water, maybe watch a little CNN Worldbeat (the only english-speaking channel we have) and then hit the sack for another 4-5 hours.I'm told the return to the motherland is nice, due to the jetlag actually "working in yer favor." That means I'll be getting up reallllly early in Portland, getting a 6-7 hour jump on the day. Watch out.Last night, our after-dinner snack was gelato. I had the pistachio flavor. It was green, like pus."Arrivediche, Mee Mee Meirda..."

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