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WE STAND CORRECTED, WELL, "SIT" CORRECTED

December 22, 2003

Some proud Reno-ite has surfaced to correct our feeble attempt at nailing their municipal slogan. We stand corrected. For what it's worth, we present to you the updated motto: Reno, Nevada... "The Biggest Little City In The World."Please remember, we run off a half-ass fact-checking system based in our peabrain, and well, from time to time, we drop the ball. We were close, with other fitting, catchy jingles that came to mind:Some Reno runner-ups:01. "We're A Real Shithole!"02. "A Great Place To Drift To!"03. "Lose Yer Ass Here, Then Wish It Was Vegas!"04. "Not Quite Desert, Not Quite Mountains...But Quite A Dump."05. "The Dirtiest Clean City In The World."and our favorite, that rung a bell deep within us....06. "Any Place That Can Claim A Nakamoto Is A Place That You Oughta Stay Outta."Some real humdingers in there, eh? We look forward to getting the keys to the city, shortly after we fly in.

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