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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY MOM

June 17, 2003

A List:

01. Goddamn number one. The #1 woman in my life.
02. Best spaghetti sauce this side of the Pacific Ocean.
03. A voice of reason in tough times.
04. Raised three wonderful children.
05. Older sister, mom, denmother, cousin and friend.
06. Holds court over a beautiful spread of land.
07. Keeps my dad in line.
08. Care packages that sustain a man’s will to live.
09. Trainer of Bagel, Charlie, Gilligan, Zack, Jackson, Toby and Z�e.
10. See #1.

(The comments section is open. Wish the woman some cheer. A warning: This post ain’t the place to be gettin’ smart. If anyone so much as twitches a soft pinky tip in the wrong direction towards my Ma, the wrath will be felt.)

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