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Layer Tennis Today! Hubacek vs. Draplin!

June 26, 2009

IN 34 MINUTES: Hubacek vs. Draplin! Layer Tennis!Here's the hot link to get you court side.Hubacek's a rising star and the kid's got skills, and, Minneapolis in his blood. A dangerous cocktail.- - - -LEAVE THE LITTLE MAN OUT OF THIS!: Hubacek hits below the belt, and brings the dachshund into this feud. Oh man, you didn't? You did!- - - -HOLY 3D-NESS: Did you see the 3D intro deal on Coudal.com?!!! Incredible. Bravo, Steve...and bravo, Ref! BEST ONE YET!- - - -FACTS ARE STUBBORN THINGS: Hubacek is gonna be tough.I'm gonna need strength and cunning for this match. So I need to call on some of the meanest motherscratcher I know for support...Yo, Colburn out in Boston!Propaganda Clay down on the beach!Schille in the Windy City!Huckleberry Hart!Powers down in San Jose!Joseph and Casey in Ohio, believe in the DDC!!!Nate Garn, you sonofahooch, you better be on our side!John Wildgoose, now is the time!Don Guss, we're calling on you!Daily Vintage, we need you!Jay Watson, we won't hold California against you!Janeen Smith, we need all of Florida rooting for us!Caird, you rotgut bastard, this is the defining moment!Bored Yak, this'll be anything but boring!Lahan, I need some of yes sass for the morning!Glass, we made magic!Hoss, any help you got, we'll take!Ryno, leave Minneapolis now! Head for high ground!Zindel, I call upon your collage magistry!Masato, don't leave us in the dust!!!Craig Medwyduk, that is one HELL of a last name!Jon Baugh, I have believed in you since day one.Same goes for you, Miller!Campbell, get ready!Derek D, I may call upon you for advice!Bry, please get a bacon supreme going!Felt, this could be the one that kills us!Prophet, I'll be back on the album this afternoon!Willy, the postcard is almost done!Coulter, you get married yet?Wisconsin Mitch, that pizza wrecked me last match!Jay Floyd, hate is a strong enough word for how I feel about you...Kass, you are backup if shit gets unruly!Lovejoy, don't let the swoosh hold you back!Nakamoto, help me roll a 4-5-6 on this mofo!Goo...settle down, will ya?Wake up Dale, this is gonna get fugly!Rose, you fuck, you better have yer slaves on our side!Jess, get the camera, I don't know what's gonna happen!Ewan we command you to behave until you are 18!Oh great Ford Econoline, long may you run!Field Notes, every square inch of you in my heart.Leigh, thank you for getting me to bed on time!Gary, get off my leg, man!Dad, get it together for once, will you?Mom, I love you like a fish loves water!Alert the boy scouts!Alert the girl scouts!Alert the National Guard!LET'S DO THIS! Leeeeeeeeerrroooyyyyyyyyy Hubaachhhhheeeeeek......!

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