THE LAST OF THE DEADEST: First there was the Dead Prints. Gobbled up in hours. Then there was the Deader Prints. Gone in minutes. Back in January we did 5300 of 7000 Deadest Prints in 3-4 days. And had them shipped out just as fast. Each set is $17.95. Buying options below are as follows, “Two 3-Packs (1 Deadest + 1 Aspirin),” “Four 3-Pack (2 Deadest + 2 Aspirin)” and “Six 3-Packs (3 Deadest + 3 Aspirin.” Pick one of the three options. One purchase per human. If we see folks stacking up multiple “Two 3-Packs” orders we will either cancel the extra orders, or request extra shipping. Play nice, please.

THE VERY LAST OF THE “DDC DEADEST PRINTS”…WITH SOME “ASPIRIN” MIXED IN…BE ALIVE, GHASTLY GHOULS!!!!

01. FIRST 3-PACK: The final stash of our “DDC Deadest Print” run. Various crunched, crinkled, forgotten and forlorned Deadest prints in the first set! Could be a full set, could be partial filled in with “Aspirin” books. There were some mix-ups, miscalculations and straight up screw-ups with these, but we were able to fill holes with “Aspirin” books here and there.
02. SECOND 3-PACK: Three “Aspirin” books. Three different covers. Fluorescent orange “Obfuscous Orange” Pantone 805 ink! BRIGHT!
03. Cover and back hit with a brute force “Sepulchral Silver” foil. From crispy clean to cloyingly crusty to all-out bedlam.
04. Inside cover and back cover hit with a gruesome 2-color application of “Pestilent Purple” and “Obfuscous Orange” fluorescent inks. Let’s get weird, shall we? Okay.
05. Think ink on durable papers.
06. Proudly printed, foiled, stitched and trimmed in Portland, Oregon.
07. Kitted and shrink-wrapped by the tenacious team at Some Place Else out in Beaverton.
08. 3.5” x 5.5” in dimension.
09. 48-page memo books, and ready for the world.
10. Very, very limited run of these weirdo books. 7000 three-packs, with some “Aspirin 3-Pack” overage.
11. Innards paper is “Do Not Go Into The Light” white smooth text with a grid printed in a macabre mist of “Terrifying Turquoise” ink. Makes no sense, right? Wrong. Perfectly precarious.
12. Graph paper.
13. Each belly band is hand-numbered on the cover, using our patented freehand technique. We take the belly band as seriously as we take ANYTHING ELSE IN OUR LIVES.
14. LIMITED TO “ONE ORDER” PER HUMAN. Options include “2 Three-Packs,” “4-Three-Packs” and “6 Three-Packs.” Don’t go buying forty of these things. We fight hard to make sure every customer can get a couple sets, and if someone comes in hot with an order for 100 of them, we reserve the right to cancel that order, and politely remind you to follow the rules.
15. We always say it, but here goes again: THESE ARE GONNA GO FAST. Act now!
16. Once these are gone…as Bugs would say, “THAT’S IT, FOLKS!” There are 15 sets that had a “Gold Cover†print in the first position of the 3-pack. These will be shipped out RANDOMLY as the orders come in. If you get one of these in your shipment, contact us, and I’ll ship you a rare set from my archives. As simple as that. The gold cover book HAS TO BE in the first position of the 3-pack in the original shrink wrap. Only 15 “Gold Cover First Position†sets will be sent out. Will you get one?! A sheet “What To Do If You Get One” sheet will accompany each lucky order.

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