GRIZZZZZZZLY WHEEEEEEEELER: Well, well, well. Hell freezes over. Dogs hang out with cats. Cars drive sideways. And the DDC finally lets it all hang out with Grizzly Wheeler. On three new pieces of merch, at that!

Today is “Grizzly Wheeler Day†on the DDC factory floor! Third day of DDC Merchmas!

Ol’ Grizz sure is a handful. I don’t know ANY OTHER human who lets me talk the way I talk to Grizzle Whee-Shizzle. Our exchanges are downright inhumane. We’ve invented words in the midst of our high stakes negotiations. Phones have been hung up. Chatrooms cleared out. Zoom calls left high and dry. But aside from all that snort, snarl, bark and growl that comes out of the man, the Grizz DELIVERS THE FUCKIN’ GOODS, and today we offer them for sale.

01. DDC-301 “Longgg Sleeve Torso Cover†Orange/Black
02. DDC-155 “One Cuff Beanie - Grizzly Wheeler Editionâ€
03. DDC-036 “Pocket Torso Cover†Maroon/Orange

01. 6-ounce longgg sleeve torso cover with chest, back, left sleeve and right sleeve prints.
02. In the following sizes: S-XXL. (This is all Grizz could get! Weird time out there right now.)
03. Printed in Captain McIntosh’s Dark Fold, South Carolina, wherever the hell that is?
04. VICIOUSLY limited edition on these. Did 120 of these orange rascals. GO!
05. Each shirt hand-numbered on sleeve. For posterity.
$29.99 +$6.99 Shipping (U.S.A.)

Sizes

Medium $29.99 USD

01. Manufactured by Grizzly Wheeler “And his cousin somewhere.” Who knows.
02. Fits all heads.
03. One cuff. One roll. One fold. One way.
04. “Dark Matter Black” through and through.
05. Special DDC woven tag for maximum representin’ out in the world.
06. Durable as hell. These thing will go the distance.
07. This thing will save yer head from that cold, whipping wind.
08. Insane limited edition on this one. These are going to go QUICK!
$23.99 +$3.99 Shipping (U.S.A.)

01. 6-ounce pocket torso cover with pocket and back prints.
02. In the following sizes: S-XXL. (This is all Grizz could get! Weird time out there right now.)
03. Pocket designed to fit Field Notes brand memo books. No expense was spared.
04. Each pocket comes with a “Pocketful of Extras,” and we’re not saying anything else. Roll the dice.
05. Printed in Captain McIntosh’s Dark Fold, South Carolina, wherever the hell that is?
06. Way limited edition on these. Did 144 of these maroon miscreants. GO! $26.99 S-XL, XXL 28.99 +$6.99 Shipping (U.S.A.)

Sizes

Small $26.99 USD Medium $26.99 USD Large $26.99 USD X-Large $26.99 USD XX-Large $28.99 USD