Explosions.

That fun, in-yer-face sort of “teaching style.”

Cryptic hand movements.

Pointing at things.

Patriotism.

Check out how official that is, right? Like, real? Wow!

CLASS IS IN SESSION: Hey, you in the back! Yeah, you! Put that fire out. All the way out. Okay, okay. Students! Class is in session. Stay loose and keep it fun. Make sure you’ve got those pencils sharpened and your Field Notes memo book opened to a blank page. You there? You are? Okay, good. Now let it flow. Let our handy multimedia video inspire you to do great things. For family, for friends, for country, or hell, whatever you hold close. Let’s get to work!

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AMERICA, WE WANT YOU: Here’s the link to get into class: Sign up, sign up, sign up!

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SKILLSHARE EVEN PROVIDED US A LINK TO GET YOU FIRED UP: Click the video below, and let us invade yer mind…