WE’LL BE BREAKING GROUND SOON: Finally getting an upgrade to the homestead shitter. Been a long time coming. My buddy Lee Burns is on the case, and we’ve got tile, paint, fixtures, grout and USB outlets picked out. USB outlets in the head?! Yes! Will spend tons of time in there, solving the world’s problems. We’re going with that cool hexagon tile for the floor. So cool. We’re leaving next week, and the moment we split Portland, Lee will be in there GOING APESHIT tearing things down to the studs. Godspeed, you heavy metal home improvement champion!