ALL CREATURES, GREAT AND SMALL: Except spiders, sorta. I mean, I’m cool with spiders, but, they just sorta creep me out. Snakes? No prob. Scorpions? Nothing 300 pounds of American beef wouldn’t solve. There’s something about spiders that really gets me. Going to Tucson really got me thinking. Found myself checking corners of the room and under the bed and shit, looking for tarantulas! Ha.

When I get a spare second, I’m gonna go hit a pet store in town, to check their tarantula inventory. Kinda want to hold one? Can’t believe I’m even typing that shit out.

I have two legs. They have eight. We can work something out, you know?