HOME FOR THE HOLI-DAZE: That’s it. We’re done. After a wild DDC merch shipping season, a rollicking fall tour that took me just about everywhere and hell, an intense year as a whole. 2011 was my year to make and save a shitwhack of loot. 2012 was my chance to tell my story to anyone who’d hear it! And we did. Like 40 shows! Very proud of 2012. Thank you, Graphic Design. Thank you.

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Dad’s turning 70 this year. For his 60th, we gave him a hell of a surprise party with 1,000 of his friends and family. We’re gonna mix shit up for this decade. For his 70th, we’re taking him and the family down to Florida. In short, I want my dad to take his grandson to meet Mickey for his birthday. And that’s what we’ve got planned. Mom, Dad, sister Sarah, little sister Leah, almost-brother-in-law Jacob, little rascal nephew Oliver, enchanting enchantress Leigh and little ol’ me. The whole mess. Florida or bust, you gator-lickin’ S.O.B.’s!

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RED-EYE FLIGHTS: Leigh and Ewok fly in tomorrow morning. They are taking some hellish red-eye tonight out of Portland. I wish you empty seats and smooth rides. And, a sleeping Ewok, for sanity’s sake.