THIS MORNING, BROOKLYN: We are in Brooklyn, and we are alive, and we have some shit to say to a room full of smart, interesting Brooklyn Beta conference peoples. We go on this morning, and hope to see ALL of Brooklyn there. Someone call Spike Lee!

And just after I get done spewing my 31st installment of our “Tall Tales From A Large Man” speaking fiasco, I’ll head to my merch table to offer up must-have, kick-ass DDC merch at “Brooklyn-only” prices. Come visit our viciously-stocked DDC merch table! Stuff you need, city slickers!

And once all the merch is gone, I hop a cab over to Manhattan to the School of Visual Arts where I’m doing the Design Matters podcast with Debbie Millman! Gonna be fun as hell. I’m not afraid to talk, so, someone from SVA hit “record” and let’s get to the bottom of some shit, Millman! Hell yeah!

If all goes well, we’ll get our butts back over to Brooklyn in the early afternoon to hang at Brooklyn Beta, make friends, shoot the shit and hang heavy with design and internet-ism peoples! See you there, Brooklyn!