RED EYE DREAD: So shit, my stinky little desert hopper flight to Salt Lake City got screwed up, and we all got bumped, and now I have to hop a red eye down to Memphis, later tonight. Real late. I’m rolling with the punches, of course. THE SHOW MUST GO ON!

This is the DDC 2012 Fall Tour, and we will DO WHATEVER THE FUCK IT TAKES to get to our gig, give our all and spread our little brand of halfwit sentiment to people smarter than us. Our pledge now, and forever.

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TOMORROW NIGHT, MEMPHIS: The Brooks Museum presents, “Tall Tales From A Large Man.”