TONIGHTS, THE NIGHT, SPOKANE: And hell, like, in an hour or something! We’re on the ground, we’re checked into a lavish flophouse, we’ve been fed well and are enjoying Zipline Creative’s STRONG Wi-Fi signals right now, preparing for the big show.

Here’s all the gory details, Eastern Washington:

“Tall Tales From A Large Man” with Aaron Draplin of the Draplin Design Co.

When: May 16, 2012
Doors Open: 4:30pm
Program: 5:15pm
Where: A Club, 416 W Sprague, Spokane
Cost: $10 Members, $20 Non Members
Includes: Appetizers and Non Alcoholic Beverages, Cash Bar available
Holy Shit: Fully-stocked DDC merch table! Bring cash, Spokane!
No Eyeballing: Don’t be eyeballing us!

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OUR FINAL PITCH TO YOU, THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SPOKANE: For the love of Gary, you need to come to this. I mean, come on, I had a 52-minute flight over here. And, the seat next to me was empty! And, you ought to see me in the robe at the flophouse they’ve got me. So what I’m getting at is this: They’ve taken INCREDIBLE care of me, and that mean precisely this: I’m gonna give the greatest talk of my goddamn life. So be there. Hear our tall tales Laff with us. Laff at us. Wonder about dachshunds. Think about a dirty life in graphic design. Hell, think about dirty things. Whatever you want. Dumb stuff. Heartfelt stuff. Orange stuff. Whatever. Be there, Spokane. One fuckin’ night only!

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SPECIAL GODDAMN THANKS TO: Ryan, Shawn, Zipline Creative, Seven Two, Daniel from Boom, Ed from Sixth Man Marketing, Joe Preston, the record stores of Spokane and whoever the hell made that amazing Expo ‘72 logo you are seeing up above. Thanks, y’all. Appreciated!