WE ARE HEAVILY GOLD-BONDED AND READY FOR FLORIDA: Tonight, Jacksonville! We bring our “Tall Tales From A Large Man” traveling roadshow to the beautiful, tropical, beach-lovin’ hamlet of Jacksonville, Florida, U.S.A.

One night only! Us, up on a stage, telling our halfwit story. Kinda weird, really. Patrick Carter and Karen Kurycki put everything on the line for this one, risking their businesses and social standing, and rolled the dice on the DDC for a fun, spirited night. We plan on giving our all. You know the deal. We just proved our love for Philly! Tonight, we get NASTY with Northern Florida.

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HERE’S THE OFFICIAL SET OF DETAILS, HAPHAZARDLY RIPPED OFF FROM THE JACKSONVILLE AIGA SITE:

When? 9.30.11 @ 6:30pm
Where? AT&T Building directions
Type? Local Chapter Event
Cost? $25 Member / $35 Non-member (Preregister and save: $20 Member / $30 Non-member (Free entry to the poster show on the following night with paid entry)

Sounds pretty good to us. Well worth the loot, right? Suddenly, after reading about those prices and members and shit, we are starting to sweat. Quite a tall order, Florida!

We aim to please and promise to keep the disappointment at a scant minimum. We hope, at least. Let’s quit fuckin’ around Jacksonville. We came 10,000 miles to see you. You better be there.