NEXT WEDNESDAY, PHILLY: Steve DeCusatis and the Draplin Design Co. proudly present, “DDC vs. Philly: Tall Tales From A Large Man.” Another one of our spirited talks, where, against all odds, using science, we present to you a meandering tale about one regular, red-blooded Michigander and his dirty trajectory into a so-called career. Questionable, at best. We tell you the truth about many topics, including:

- How To Make It
- What The Fuck Really Matters
- Proof Of Existence
- Fallout
- Our Questionable Methods
- Our Shitlist
- Other Riff Raff You’ll Just Have To Trust Us On

And holy shit, up above, that’s a little “behind the scenes” sneak peek of our Philly poster! Hot off the presses in Minneapolis at Burlesque of North America! Steaming hot…much like a freshly-baked pretzel, steeped in Philadelphia tradition. They really saved my butt again. Holy shit. Thanks, guys. So much.

There’s still tickets left, so grab one and make it official. What are you waiting for, Philly? Hands down, the best shit going Wednesday night! Click here and get the magic started.

T-shirts? Check! Posters? Check! Scientific Proof? Tons, motherfuckers. Heat? We’re bringing the heat! Door prizes? Always.

This is on Wednesday, people, and we’re coming for you! Philly!