HEADING UP THE TO THAT BIG MOUNTAIN: Camp Dale starts tonight. Dale’s getting married to Betty and this is a bit of ManCampâ„¢/Bachelor Party sort of thing. Heading up to the woods. I’m driving up in a couple hours, to a remote, undisclosed location to pitch my tent, set up a table and get down to work on projects. DDC Mobile Command Unit in full effect. Among the sasquatch.

Bunch of dudes are heading up. Some real metal motherfuckers. Dale’s people. I pledge to “outcamp” each and every one of these twinkle toes. Seriously. I have an air mattress and everything. Yep.

“Camp Dale 2011” starts now, fuckers. See you apes up there.