WHAT’S RED, WHITE AND MEAN AS HELL: Our spirited “Nebraska Torso Covers,” that’s what! When we do speaking engagements, we often make “special items” to be sold at “in the red” prices. Nebraska-born Nick Evans challenged us to a t-shirt design, and we delivered. These little cornhuskers were printed in Lincoln, by proud Nebraskans. Thick “Cloudy Day White” on “Cornhusker Stadium Red.”

Like Nebraska would have it any other way? Didn’t think so.

We’ve got a limited pile for sale, and threw ‘em up on the DDC Merch page for the hell of it. These little bad boys are priced to move! $14 bucks get it to your doorstep. Shipping and all. Good deal. Right price.

Great Prairie, you need one of these: DDC-044 “Nebraska Torso Cover!”

And settle down, Kansas! Before you guys come after my throat, just have a little laugh. You know, a “state rivalry” sort of thing. Good, clean fun. I for one, can laugh at where I’m from. I have to, considering what a stinkhole Michigan seems to be caught in. Damn. Before you get all huffy, just know that I’ve had to endure a lifetime of Detroit jokes. So there you go. Be easy, Kansas, we’re just playin’!

Cornhuskerism: DDC-044 “Nebraska Torso Cover!”