MYSTERIOUS WAYS: Upon getting into work today, before we started in on shoe stuff, rock pages and software company logos, we made up a handful of “mystery gifts” to entice a round of DDC Merch orders.

“Next 10 orders over 10 bucks gets a free Mystery Gift.” We put that one out into the Twittersphere and the orders started rolling in. Bam! Thwack! Slap! Plod! Squish!

When I started assembling stuff, and those “Mystery Gifts” turned into “Mystery Kits” and, well, if you didn’t place an order, you’ll never know. Thank you to all the patrons who laid down some hard-earned cashola for quality DDC merch. Not only will you be getting shit that’ll last a lifetime, you’ll be getting sweet “Mystery Kits” filled with wonder, age, utility and fun. Hell yes. Thank you to all who ordered. Much appreciated. Shipping tonight from the airport, so that means this: “Shit’s on the way!”