Oh man, you’re in for trouble now. Didn’t anyone ever tell you that the Big Muff is the gateway drug to fuzz? Once you’ve started down that road, the little metal boxes with the fun knobs that go “grrrr,” “beeeeeeeep,” and “rrrrrrrooar” just start piling up. Best to invest in extra guitar cables now.

That’s Pedaltown, USA you’re strolling into. Rock and roll is plentiful, but the taxes are steep. Set a limit for new acquisitions now before it’s too late for numbers to matter. Give me a call when you’re short a drummer, I need to be making more thumping noises.