You think you got it hard? Try dealing with that thing above. There you go.

Where there is darkness, there is light. Here’s my mom getting ready for a night out, just to get us back on the right track.

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UPDATE: Dad just pulled me aside, gave me some pain, then said:

Dad: “You hear about the Polish kamikaze pilot?”
Me: “Wha…”
Dad: “He flew 47 missions.”
Me: “Dick.”