Still battling some kind of cold. On the menu for today: A stuffed up head, with cloudy this and that. Awesome. But hey, the mouse hand is at 100 percent, and shit’s getting done.

Oh yeah, and Cory Grove. That fuck is in the shop today using our internet for whatever dastardly deed he’s humping these days. He’s got one hell of a profile, and when I look over at him, I just want to throw a brick or something. Hey, what’s for lunch?

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EVERYTHING WACKY: Wacky Packages, people. The whole kit and caboodle. Real wacky shit. (Thanks, Ken!)

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THE KIND OF LINK THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER: Check out this guy’s “Ham Cave!” Holy shit. What a way to start the week, eh? Just get a look at that wall of equipment? All those nameplates and buttons and modulators and doohickies. Transmitting 1 billion watts of motherfuckery to the whole word!

Adopt me, Mr. Ulm. I’ll sit at those tanker desks talking to Ryno and Dale and George and maybe even Marty in Italy.

Just makes me want to live forever, cuz a whole lifetime wouldn’t be enough for that kind of set up.(Sent in by the one and only Orville Esoy. Yes!)

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GROWING AND GROWING: Letterheady. Get in there.

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SERIOUS PROOF, PEOPLE: William McCanless writes an ode to, well, me. Our first. That’s the kind of service you get when you transact with the DDC. Be it buying a piece of merch, hiring us to make a logo or tearing down old tall tale video footage. Thank you, man. That story will come out when the time is right. Mark those words.

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SHAME ON YOU, NORTH CAROLINA: A big, stiff typographic middle goes out to whoever “updated” this sign at their day job in North Carolina, inside whatever state-run office of horribleness. Congratulations. You’ve stripped the backwoods of North Carolina of that much more magic. Sad. Fuckers.

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ON THE PLAYER:

01. Vulture Whale - Bamboo You
02. Vulture Whale - S/T
03. Dexateens - Singlewide