Ladies and Gentleman, meet little Tucker Resch, pride of Jason Resch.

And get a load of that little shit rippin’ around the track in his little speed machine. So awesome. All of fives-years-old and cute as a bug. A feisty little bug who knows how work the inside lane and box out other lackluster competitors. This kid’s going places. Namely, to the top.

And check that logo out, people. The DDC had “a little something to do with it.” Couldn’t be prouder to help the Resch Empire out. Good people. Little racers. Fast cars. Wisconsin blood.

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THIS ONE IS FROM CHUCK, ON THE WASHINGTON SIDE: Just like it says, “The Art of Vintage Leather Jackets.” Keep the rubber on the road, Chuck!

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COMPLETELY MISSED THIS ONE: Over at SoMuchPileup, out of Minneapolis: One HELL of an Australian stamp. That thing is a real looker. With the metallic silver? Get out of town!

In fact, hop a boat and go all the way to Australia. Then, walk deep into the wild Outback. Then, work up a real filth, then, let a swarm of desert flies crawl all over you, into ears, cracks and nostrils, cleaning you with their vomit. I read a book about just this some years ago. Mutant Message Down Under was the name. Kinda controversial, but wild as hell to think about. Flies in the nostrils, people. There you go.

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ON THE PLAYER:

01. Sugar - Copper Blue
02. Laughing Hyenas - Hard Times
03. Fugazi - Repeater