Not a goddamn thing to report. Hotter than fuck. Happy people. Smart shoes. Station wagons. Earth tones. Mountains to the West. Prairie to the East.

Just doing the “page by page” thing, going after the throat of this issue. Nothing else.

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BEING CLOSE TO C.U.’S CAMPUS AND ALL: That buffalo logo is pretty bearable. Good type, too.

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JUST UP IN THE MOUNTAINS A BIT: An incredible old Keystone Resort matchbook. Dig that logo. Wow. They are still using it, too. We’re down with that part of the equation.

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SO I DUG A LITTLE DEEPER, BUT NOT MUCH: A shitload of old ski resort logos. Pretty incredible. This link is for Rose, out there in Vermont. Sure, I know you’ve been there a million times before, so whatever.

Oh, and for the record, you can stick yer Après Ski whatever right up your double diamond, if you catch my snow drift.

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FOR SALE, IN SALEM, ORE.: “In 1982, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court…” (Thanks, Andy!)

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ON THE PLAYER:

01. Shellac - At Action Park
02. fIREHOSE - Ragin’ Full On
03. Jay Farrar - Terroir Blues