Cuyahoga Falls’ very own Ben Smith writes in about an incident with with his bulldog and his new DDC Action Cap:

“The other day, while my wife and I were away for the evening our American Bulldog, Elvis, hopped up onto the couch and managed to snag my DDC Action Cap from atop the back of it. Needless to say, he had his fun with it. It sustained some serious teeth marks, but after a quick reshaping, it retained it’s wearability, a true testament to it’s durability and craftsmanship.”

Indeed.

Hell, I’ve seen couches torn to shreds. Shoes. Jackets. Even book bags. But not these hats. Oh no. So when we say, “These hats’ll take a beating!”, we mean it.

So all you American Bulldogs out there, be on yer way. These hats aren’t gonna be the fodder for yer frisky exploits. Thanks, Ben. Let me know if you need another one, and we’ll ship that sucker out right quick.

You should feel inspired to put an order in for one of these now. You need one of these.

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JUST ABOUT “HOT DOG SEASON” AGAIN: And Cory Grove comes in real lean, long and mysterious with a shot of a wall, some great hot dog-inspired type and a guy walkin’ in front of it who we’ll never know the name of, but hope he lives a long, fruitful, healthy life free of worry and hard drive failure.

Man, that is some incredible type. God Bless America. And hot dogs, the nation over.

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RED HOT T-SHIRTS: Buy a new Cobra Dogs t-shirt from Cobra Dogs. You need one of these. We had a little someting to do with it.

A note to Cobra Dogs head dawg, Cory Grove: “Dear Cory, I will kill you if you ever come into the shop with that kind of t-shirt-itude again. Warmly, Aaron James Draplin”