Spent the whole day trying to figure out the final punishing pages of our October issue. Real fun. Not really. So close to having this sucker in the can. So close.

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Another look at our “World’s Longest Yard Sale” Adventure through the eyes of crew member Evan Rose.

“Not being able to share” any images from the mountain of treasures I rescued down there is killing me. You gotta see some of this stuff. Guess we’ll all just have to wait for the documentary thing Jess is going to cobble together from our adventure. He went home with four days worth of footage. Can’t wait to see what he comes up with.

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SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT: Frank The Tank sends in an old image that offers a vibrant look at how things were done back in the day. Just think about “offices today” and “office back then” and then go throw out whatever bloopy-ass plastic shit littering yer office. Thanks, Frank. You made our day.

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Mark Romney reminds us of a simple truth: It’s always a good time to rip open the Condiments Packet Galllery and slather it all over yerself. Get wet. One of our faves. (Thanks, Mark!)