JUST IN TIME FOR THOSE APRIL SHOWERS, MAN:
Our new-and-improved DDC Action Caps.

The same hats we’ve been selling for years, but with more color options, an updated patch and more durable than ever. Proudly made in Orange City, Iowa, U.S.A. No expenses were spared in the construction of this hat.

These hats can take a beating. Take our word for it.

Click here and get it going, people. Operators are standing by.

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Our Merch “Proud Customer” Gallery, albeit chock-full of of questionable characters, is living, breathing proof that these hats are out there, getting the job done.

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SOME QUOTES ON THE SUBJECT:

“And all your future lies beneath your hat.” -John Oldham, Nottingham, England

“The hat is the pride of man; for he who cannot keep his hat on before
kings and emperors is no free man. - Friedrich Von Schiller, Weimar, Germany

“A hat should be taken off when entering the house, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks stupider than a hat.” -P. J. O’Rourke, Somewhere Out East

“A lot of people hate this hat. It angers a lot of people, just the sight of it.” -Buck Russell, Chicago, Ill.