Derek and Alexis: what a beautiful baby girl you have. We can’t wait to meet her and hold her. Both mom and dad look so happy and serene; you are going to make a wonderful family.

footnote to whomever:

…..so that’s what a grandchild looks like!!…..

Sorry mom…we could all have some bastards if you’d like —— that is, if you really want a grandchild that bad!

You should embrace your granddog, Mia, and cherish the time you have with her until a fucking miracle happens and one of your children actually marry!

Get over it! :)

p.s. Congrats Derek, Alexis and Olivia!