First post, bitches. Celtics in five…twenty-peat…believe that.

Dabica, you Ivy-League shithog, update yer site.

Jesus H. Christ, already.

Draplin - Your “hometown heroes” will be crushed in game 3! I’ve ordered my zebra-striped minions to increase their output of phantom foul calls on Shaq lay-ups, and no-calls on blatant travelling by Kobe! I’ve also commanded dozens of my celebrity pawns to be sitting courtside at the Palace, and the nextworks to maximize their on-air time, so to focus attention away from the complete, embarassing sham that the game on the court has become. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Haaaahahahahahahahahahaah! Hahhaahahhhahahahahaha!

Would someone please get in a fight with Rick Fox already? I need the levity of a good girl fight.