10 minutes to go and the Monday night “American Chopper” Discovery Channel marathon starts. Fucking hooked on the show. Those macho Teutals…every word is so dramatic and over-emphasized.

Bunch of goddamm gorillas.

East Coasters: A healthy amount of “To be honest with you’s” and “I gotta tell you’s” litter each and every breath. Heartfelt bunch of guys, even as tools fly overhead.

I don’t even like the bikes all that much, but I gotta be honest with you: I really dig the fabrications and I gotta tell you; the painstaking steps they take in each creation are inspiring.

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Gotta get myself ready for later on. The feared DDC Black Balls have a match at the bowling alley, and well, things are expected to get real ugly. The “Heart of Hawthorne Hipsters” (better known in simple terms as Melissa and Ange) are challenging us, and we accept.

Fuck ‘em…heads will roll, as will balls.

(NOTE TO ROD: Get the fuck up here. You are going down.)

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CINCO is back up to the “Defcon Apeshit” level with our daily hum. Lots of items going out the door here and there keeping things up to snuff.

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A big, hairy pile of projects are in the works on the DDC Factory Floor. Leaps and bounds. Stay tuned.