March 11, 2003
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Melissa turns 26 today. She is on a flight headed west as this update is posted. Real good. She’s coming out for the week. Big plans are in the works. Stay tuned. NOTE: Very excited to have the girl back in Portland. The comments section is up too, so this one goes out to all the scrubs who read these questionable words: Get on there and leave some good words for Melissa. Don’t even think of getting vulgar or obtuse, as we’ll rectify any tomfoolery with a viper tongue. There Are 8 Comments
As someone who’s never actually met this fair lass, allow me to be the first to offer up my heartiest congratulations and well-wishes, for this and at least 50 or 60 more birthdays. Draplin: You’ve got a top-shelf woman here, mind you treat her right and hold on to her. Good ones don’t come along often. Melissa: You’ve got a damn good fellow here, just don’t let him give you any lip. “Say, who wears the pants around here A.J?” I think we all know the answer to that one. Posted by: Boss Chemille on 03/11/03 at 11:38 AM
I’ll try to hold back on the vulgarity, but you know it is with regularity that I exercise my vast decrepit vocabulary…. Just wanted to wish Melissa a happy 26th birthday; knowing it couldn’t be any happier…..simply spending her precious time with my perfect son should complete her hopes and dreams…. Have a good week!! Posted by: momma draplin on 03/11/03 at 11:40 AM
Happy Birthday Melissa! I hope the coming years brings you great health and good fortune. You deserve the best! Enjoy your special day! Posted by: Terry on 03/11/03 at 11:41 AM
Happy B-Day, Melissa. Have a good time in Portland. Take care of my tubby little brother. He’s fragile, and we need to see him back home here in the Mid-West. Awww. You birds make me want to cry. Bunny Rabbits and Ponies. (That’s a poem for youse two.) Love Ryan Posted by: ryno on 03/11/03 at 12:43 PM
Merlissa….my little Bitch is 26….awwww how cute! Make Ahnee buy you lot’s of neat stuff! Love, Posted by: Sarah on 03/11/03 at 1:13 PM
Best to both of you. Aaron, perhaps you should study up the “Smooth B” archives on the onion.com so that you can be sure to be on the top of your game. Posted by: Kurt "I visited Portland" Halsey on 03/11/03 at 2:42 PM
I just bought a Gravis bag. Just to show my support to you. Posted by: Kurt "SK8 OR DIE" Halsey on 03/11/03 at 7:57 PM
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY MELLISA SORRY ITS LATE BUT SPACE AGE MY ASS I JUST FIGURED OUT HOW TO TURN MY COMPUTER ON. DON’T LET AARON GIVE YOU ANY SHIT LATER UNCA KEV & KIM Posted by: UNCA KEV&KIM on 04/06/03 at 7:52 AM
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